Bathroom Oaths: pooetry

I am not the type of person,
That buys into New Year resolutions.
But sure, goals well thought through,
And also the turning of a new leaf,
A blank chapter as it were ~
Is all good and well.
But I don’t quite get it.
How come for some,
The most meaningful realisations,
And the resolve to carry them out,
Comes not from serious pondering ~
Or pensive thought,
But rather it hits them…
When they’re taking a shit.